Macewindu's Gay
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macewindu
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Re: Macewindu's Gay
f*** asswipe... 
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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macewindu
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Re: Macewindu's Gay
lol ive gotta poke my head in every now and again
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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lucky_foot
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Re: Macewindu's Gay
One thing always amazes me (in a good way). There is always random stuff to just make you go, "whaaa?"
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Xtreme
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Re: Macewindu's Gay
Yeah me and mace were just chillin
Then suddenly he was like, "hey xtreme... ive decided i like dudes."
I was like thats straight bro..
Then I realized the irony of my statement
Then suddenly he was like, "hey xtreme... ive decided i like dudes."
I was like thats straight bro..
Then I realized the irony of my statement
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macewindu
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Re: Macewindu's Gay
Hey xtreme, you can take that lie and shove it up ur a**Xtreme wrote:Yeah me and mace were just chillin
Then suddenly he was like, "hey xtreme... ive decided i like dudes."
I was like thats straight bro..
Then I realized the irony of my statement
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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lucky_foot
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Re: Macewindu's Gay
along the same line:
A fighter pilot sat down at the "O" Club bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him and turned to the man in the flight suit and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying jets, deploying overseas, going to fighter and weapons schools, dodging SAMs, jinking through dog fights, wearing big watches, and strapping into T-38's, F4's, F-16s, F-15s and performing Air Combat Maneuvers, shooting down airplanes, bombing the enemy, so, you bet, I'm a fighter pilot and a damn good one."
The pilot asked the woman, "what do you do?" and she said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
A fighter pilot sat down at the "O" Club bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him and turned to the man in the flight suit and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying jets, deploying overseas, going to fighter and weapons schools, dodging SAMs, jinking through dog fights, wearing big watches, and strapping into T-38's, F4's, F-16s, F-15s and performing Air Combat Maneuvers, shooting down airplanes, bombing the enemy, so, you bet, I'm a fighter pilot and a damn good one."
The pilot asked the woman, "what do you do?" and she said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."